Kevin Pollack appeared at the Improv in Schaumburg last night. Twas my first night there. The audience was warmed up by 2 other "junior" comedians and I don't remember their names even. Most of their jokes can not be repeated on this blog, so we'll skip right to the headliner.

Kevin Pollack, who has been in stand up since he was 20, has appeared on The Tonight Show and Late Night with Conan O'Brien, among other venues. He's been in several movies too, including Casino, Grumpy and Grumpier Old Men, The Usual Suspects, yada yada.
So, he tells a few jokes about the cold weather in Chicago, "stop talking about it, already, you live here" and the busy O'Hare airport "where they give you water upon deplaning to get to your bags". I think he's starting a little slow, asking about the holidays, etc. Then he hits us with a bit about the Bible, and his being the Hebrew Bible, says "he just doesn't know about Jews roaming the dessert for 40 years". He asks, "Jews walking? 40 years?" Nah, It's funny because I'm Jewish and know how my people are depictured in the entertainment industry as "whiners". So he leans down, acting as Moses and asks, "anybody got a map?"
The best part of the show was his impersonations. He's known for doing Christopher Walken (I'm a real fan, and his is great!), Johnnie Carson (who retired from the Tonight Show and picked Jay Leno), and William Shatner (Captain Kirk of StarTrek and Denny in Boston Legal). He throws in a Jack Nicholson, Alan Arkin and a good friend of his, Paul Reiser.
"When making phone calls and being able to do impersonations", he tells us, "can bring out the prankster side of him". The best story he told was that he was watching Alan Arkin on Larry King Live. He called in using his Alan Arkin voice and Larry got all confused, while Alan is laughing on the table. Finally, Alan says, "Kevin, I know it's you, and it's funny, but not that funny."
You had to have been there, I was laughing so hard I almost peed my pants. So, I give Kevin Pollack an A+.
What comedian do you like?